Expiration Date

I was laying in my bed, which was actually my old waterbed.
It was in the middle of my room, not up against any walls whatsoever, but similar to how my bed is now.
The headboard closest to the east side of the room, with the window behind.
My cat was sleeping towards the foot of my bed, kind of in the corner of it.
And also, at the foot of my bed, were about six or seven hard-boiled eggs.
There was a cup from Jamba Juice, as well. Though I believe it was at the foot of my bed, on the floor.
For some reason I must've really needed protein.
The Jamba Juice was old, really old. But I was convinced that it was still healthy, that it couldn't go bad.
It had lost its volume, and when I went to drink it, it was only the amount of one swallow.
But it tasted fine, and I drank it.
I also went about collecting the eggs.
One of them, I saw the majority of a shell, but cracked, and empty inside.
So I assumed I would find somewhere a hard-boiled egg without a shell, but all the ones I grabbed still had shells on them.
I don't recall eating the eggs, but I'm not sure what happened to them.
After that, I guess I was feeling a bit riled up, because I started looking for my current sex toy.
What it actually was, I do not know, only that I was looking for it.
I remember thinking that maybe it fell down between the actual water bed, and the frame.
So I lifted up the corners (as best you can a jiggly water-filled thing) looking, and the corner my cat was in, I started to lower it back down, but I saw it was going to upset her balance and either squish her a smidgen or roll her upside down, so I re-adjusted and went to lower it again.
And the entire time, she slept thru it.